{"product_id":"one-year-closer-to-death-square-greeting-card-gemma-correll-uk","title":"One Year Closer To Death Square Greeting Card | Gemma Correll (UK)","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSweet florals, a smug little cat, and the most brutally honest birthday message imaginable. Gemma Correll frames a lounging white cat with a wreath of doodled flowers and leaves—then drops the punchline in bold, handwritten orange: \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e“one year closer to death!”\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e It’s dark humor wrapped in something weirdly pretty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe contrast is the magic here: soft, folksy botanical details meet deadpan cynicism, making it the perfect card for the friend who hates sappy sentiments and prefers their birthday wishes with a bite. Equal parts adorable and unhinged, it’s a keepsake for anyone who laughs at mortality (politely, in a floral frame).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e• Designed by Gemma Correll (UK)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e• Dimensions: 148 × 148 mm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e• Envelope: Red \u0026amp; white\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e• Inside message: Blank\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePerfect for\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e• Friends with a dark sense of humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e• Anti-sappy birthday wishes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e• Siblings, besties, and longtime roasting partners\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e• Cat lovers who like their comedy a little grim\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e• A funny birthday card that still looks cute on display\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA pretty little reminder that time is fake and you’re still iconic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eColor may vary slightly depending on screen settings.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ohh Deer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47455426510900,"sku":"GEMMA-GC-037-SQ","price":6.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0286\/8310\/8404\/files\/GEMMA-GC-037-SQ_jpg_jpg.webp?v=1769554262","url":"https:\/\/weare1976.com\/products\/one-year-closer-to-death-square-greeting-card-gemma-correll-uk","provider":"WE ARE 1976","version":"1.0","type":"link"}