A haircut from a friend is a dangerous gamble. If they're not trained in the art of the blade, it could get hairy. If the miraculous occurs and it turns out looking good, it's as if you cheated death. You chose danger and came out the victor! An intimate bond is forever forged betwixt the blade-wielder and the thrill seeker. May your locks whip gallantly in the wind as you face whatever dark future awaits.
