One Year Closer To Death Square Greeting Card | Gemma Correll (UK)

Sweet florals, a smug little cat, and the most brutally honest birthday message imaginable. Gemma Correll frames a lounging white cat with a wreath of doodled flowers and leaves—then drops the punchline in bold, handwritten orange: “one year closer to death!” It’s dark humor wrapped in something weirdly pretty.

The contrast is the magic here: soft, folksy botanical details meet deadpan cynicism, making it the perfect card for the friend who hates sappy sentiments and prefers their birthday wishes with a bite. Equal parts adorable and unhinged, it’s a keepsake for anyone who laughs at mortality (politely, in a floral frame).

Product Details

• Designed by Gemma Correll (UK)

• Dimensions: 148 × 148 mm

• Envelope: Red & white

• Inside message: Blank

Perfect for

• Friends with a dark sense of humor

• Anti-sappy birthday wishes

• Siblings, besties, and longtime roasting partners

• Cat lovers who like their comedy a little grim

• A funny birthday card that still looks cute on display

A pretty little reminder that time is fake and you’re still iconic.

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