Fuck your Birthday Card | Ohh Deer (UK)

Soft colors, sharp attitude. This Ken The Cat birthday card pairs a blush-peach background with a deadpan white cat—one paw stretched out like it’s delivering the message with maximum indifference and minimum effort: “Fuck your Birthday.” A tiny vase of flowers sits nearby, as if to prove it’s still technically a “nice” gesture.

It’s the perfect blend of cute and cutting—clean, minimalist illustration with an unapologetically rude punchline. For the friend who hates fuss, loves dark humor, or prefers their birthday wishes served with a side-eye and a pastel palette.

• Size: Standard A6
• Printed in the UK using sustainable sources and/or recycled materials
• Includes a bold turquoise envelope
• Blank inside for your own message

For when you care enough to send the absolute bare minimum—plus a laugh!